[geometricdeathtrap]

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

[rb-modblog]

Bullshit. I’ve seen squirrels fall 50 goddamn feet out of a tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and then they just jump up like,

“Oh shit that was fuckin somethin”

Fuck squirrels, man.

[hypotheticalwoman]

Now I’m imagining someone walking along and then suddenly squirrel

[000prettywoman000]